Making love to dragons
- Donkey: Shrek, I need some help. How can I have sex with dragon when she's so... Big?
- Shrek: Well Donkey, making love to dragons is like making love to a fat woman. Just don't look down.
- *a few hours later*
- Donkey: SHREK, I'M LOOKIN' DOWN!
Something I made when I was bored, who could blame me?
tumblogger10 said: hey...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on http://bit.ly/lEyBbi under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)
Never thought I’d get the ole “wishfulthinker” scam, thanks for the laugh. ^_^
Ren and Stimpy presents: Happy happy joy joy!
Ren and Stimpy presents: POWDERED TOAST MAN!
- Ben: I caught all 150 pokemunz...
- Jack: It's 151 if you count Mew.
- Ben: WHO IZ MWE?!
- Jack: Y U NOT KNOW MEW?!
- Ben: WHO CAN I FIND?!
- Jack: THE FLUBBER MOOSE!
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