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Feel free to ask whatever you want. ^_^

Making love to dragons

  • Donkey: Shrek, I need some help. How can I have sex with dragon when she's so... Big?
  • Shrek: Well Donkey, making love to dragons is like making love to a fat woman. Just don't look down.
  • *a few hours later*
  • Donkey: SHREK, I'M LOOKIN' DOWN!

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Couldn’t resist.

Couldn’t resist.

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Something I made when I was bored, who could blame me? 

Something I made when I was bored, who could blame me? 

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tumblogger10 said: hey...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on http://bit.ly/lEyBbi under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)

Never thought I’d get the ole “wishfulthinker” scam, thanks for the laugh. ^_^

Ren and Stimpy presents: Happy happy joy joy!

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Ren and Stimpy presents: POWDERED TOAST MAN!

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Pokemunz

  • Ben: I caught all 150 pokemunz...
  • Jack: It's 151 if you count Mew.
  • Ben: WHO IZ MWE?!
  • Jack: Y U NOT KNOW MEW?!
  • Ben: WHO CAN I FIND?!
  • Jack: THE FLUBBER MOOSE!

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